Need Help with a Leak? Call the Plumber with Blusher on Her Cheek!

  • 1. I always call you back - I like a good chat
  • 2. I always turn up as arranged - but i need good directions as i'm a hopeless driver
  • 3. I don't bunk off down the pub to watch the football
  • 4. I don't stop for numerous tea breaks - just to do my nails
  • 5. No job's too small, although i am a bit
  • 6. I charge very reasonable fees, just enough to keep me in makeup
  • 7. I clean and tidy up every day, like a good little woman!
  • 8. I'm never late (except for my wedding)
  • 9. The only time I nag is when you don't pay
  • 10. And of course... you get a first class plumber

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